ASTRIX Originals: Your Excuse for Not Adulting.
Adulting isn’t quite what you expect. You won’t get the “action” you were dreaming of, but you’ll definitely experience plenty of action and something called “responsibility.” So hold on to any tiny bit of happiness you can find—whether it’s our chaotic podcasts or the uncut madness from behind the scenes. We promise you’ll find the experience both relatable and mutual. From business to ultimate BS, get it all in one place and channel your inner cat energy to thrive.
Sarcastic Reels with Substance
Get your daily dose of wit mixed with just enough info to make you seem smarter at parties.
Trending Memes, Decoded
Because you need an expert to explain memes about life’s absurdities—let us be that unnecessary but entertaining guide.
Exclusive BTS Access
Get the unfiltered, unpolished behind-the-scenes moments of our content creation disasters.
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Our content is painfully relatable—if you’re going to live in Delulu, you might as well do it with us.
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Following a thousand things is unnecessary, so get your fun fulfilled with our podcasts and mad newsletters all in the same place
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A Community of Unclear Clarifications.
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InstaFam: Procrastination, Perfected
We try to stay on track, but let’s face it, we’re just like you—never sticking to a routine. But isn’t it relieving to let those irrational decisions and intrusive thoughts run wild? Welcome to our Instagram—where sarcasm is our love language! Get reels that are snarky but with real info, memes on everything under the sun, and much more.
Because Reality Needs a Filter
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